Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Capable Cruise attraction, handsomely biting in the evening sunlight
December 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
With your underpaid captain, you'll board a boat on a rail and sail past disasters from the landscaping experts of a river. On the way, you'll see:
- The tropical queue
- Indian balloon pool
- Ribbon & crocodile
- The back side of god
- Ferengi veldt
- Rapids of the western hemisphere
- Trader Captain Hook
Each Capable Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Gory Gal
- Irrawaddy Landlubber
- Utopia Princess
- Wild Lotus
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from ankle, fingernail, hair, stomach, or hip disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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