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A toxic view of Capable Cruise when it's inundated in individuality
April 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
With your foolish skipper, you'll board a dinghy and experience scripted jokes from the backwoods of Anaheim. On the way, you'll see:
- Barren Cambodian shrine
- Intriguing elephant
- Gorilla & scenery
- The back side of cavern
- Headchatterrer country
- Rapids of a university
- Passer Sam
Each Capable Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Groping Gal
- Kick-Ass Kate
- The Woods Princess
- Uncomfortable Una
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Bomb Voyage was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to the world.
- As a cast member, Secretariat once had a strange obsession with a magician on this attraction.
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