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Above: The Back Side of Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
Back Side of Cruise
April 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
With your foolish skipper, you'll board a ship and suffer through man-eating stuff from the tropics of the college. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical pain forest
- Albino tiger
- Bull piranhas
- The hind quarters of water
- Headhunter landlubber
- Cheering natives
- Python vs. water weasel
Each Back Side of Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- United Queen
- Patient Woman
- Suwannee Van
- Inanimate Lotus
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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