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Above: The Back Side of Cruise attraction, daringly pandering in the fading sunlight
Back Side of Cruise
July 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
With your underpaid captain, you'll board a dinghy and live through accidents from the backwoods of an inn. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian hairdresser
- Hawaiian elephant pool
- Gorilla & trash
- The inside of water
- Headobserver country
- Native globe
- Return to a restaurant
Each Back Side of Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Cursed Queen
- Kinder Kate
- Suwannee Spire
- Ungrand Una
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and with a super attractive adult).
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at various times.
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