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The Back Side of Cruise attraction, December 11, 1966, 3:02 a.m.

Pictured: The Back Side of Cruise attraction, December 11, 1966, 3:02 a.m.

Back Side of Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1955
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 91 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired men

Description

With your underpaid skipper, you'll board a yacht full of cannibals and live through man-eating stuff from the jungles of the Midwest. On the way, you'll see:

Each Back Side of Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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