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The Back Side of Cruise attraction, accidentally considered to be the best harmonious attraction at Disneyland

The Back Side of Cruise attraction, accidentally considered to be the best harmonious attraction at Disneyland

Back Side of Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1990
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Designed by: Intellectually impaired siblings

Description

With your underpaid guide, you'll board a boat full of cannibals and suffer through scripted jokes from the backwoods of Lake Buena Vista. On the way, you'll see:

Each Back Side of Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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