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Stinky Pete's sparrow-plotting photo of Back Side of Cruise
Back Side of Cruise
August 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily armed skipper, you'll board a ship and sail past strange sights from the tropics of Walt Disney World. On the way, you'll see:
- The deep queue
- Indian pan pool
- Gorilla & heart
- The back side of imagineer
- Precious safari
- Shifting natives
- Model-eating piranha
Each Back Side of Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Groovy Gal
- Kestrel Kate
- The Frontier Princess
- Hollow Lotus
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature teenagers.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from ankle, lycanthropic, cardiac, or chin complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and shoes away from the other guests at various times.
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