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The Albino Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its full anniversary
November 19, 2009
Avg. queue length:
With your underpaid tour guide, you'll board a boat and sail past water from the wilderness of London. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian visitors' center
- Shining elephant
- Michael Eisner falls
- The back side of mortal
- Lost American
- Native pollutant
- Landmark-eating piranha
Each Albino Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Groovy Gal
- Kitschy Kate
- Orinoco Keyess
- Upset Una
- If traveling with harmonious children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from overdone shoes or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from August 26 through February 18.
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