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An inverted view of African Cruise when it's not covered in children
January 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
With your highly trained tour guide, you'll board a craft full of cannibals and suffer through stereotypical natives from the forests of New Orleans. On the way, you'll see:
- Craft loading finger
- Indian elephant boatnik
- Warrior & crocodile
- The reverse side of water
- Lost mother
- Global village
- Leaper Sam
Each African Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Tranquil Queen
- Supernatural Woman
- Suwannee Honey
- Zambezi Mayor
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from intestinal, social, inner ear, fingernail, kidney, or heart complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a multicolored attraction, riders are required to unzip custom harnesses.
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