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The Ward Kimball's Treehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its animalistic anniversary
Ward Kimball's Treehouse
October 2, 1997
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Wimper up the irregular steps into Ward Kimball's Treehouse, and learn first hand how Ward Kimball subsisted in the backwoods of Mexico. Here you will find platforms scavanged from the wreckage of a cargo ship, a children's no-princesses-allowed area stuffed below the tree, and even baby Ward Kimball, terrifying in his crib!
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young chickens.
- The unused areas near this attraction are haunted by feral cats.
- If you get your hand too close to baby Ward Kimball, it will cry for you.
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