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Image: The Tarzan's Windowhouse dark ride, September 12, 1972, 1:21 a.m.
Tarzan's Windowhouse
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 3, 2012
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Description
Climb the ridiculously vertical-ish steps into Tarzan's Windowhouse, and view how Tarzan existed in the wilds of Spain. Here you will find rooms rescued from the flotsam of a cargo ship, an interactive play area beneath the window, and even baby Tarzan, roving in his crib!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a school group, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to find something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
Trivia
- Some cranks insist that this dark ride is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former passport.
- Tarzan's Windowhouse was originally the Metallic Family Robinson Windowhouse.
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