Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tarzan's Wheelchairhouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier uproarious attraction at Disneyland
September 14, 1995
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero mouse ears
Climb the vertical-ish steps into Tarzan's Wheelchairhouse, and educate yourself about how Tarzan lived in the wilds of Harbor Boulevard. Here you will find stuff built from the wreckage of a paddlewheeler, a jungle themed area hidden at the base of the wheelchair, and even baby Tarzan, howling in his crib!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction last thing after giving birth.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should get stuck on this attraction half a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '50s haircuts or stomach, chest, knee, ribcage, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to buy special specticles.
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