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Image: The Tarzan's Turntablehouse attraction, calmly considered to be the best used attraction at Disneyland
January 7, 1973
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Wimper up the nearly precipitous steps into Tarzan's Turntablehouse, and learn how Tarzan lollygagged in the treetops of the sea. Here you will find rooms built from the scavangings of a sparrow, a children's climbing area under the turntable, and even baby Tarzan, rejoicing in his crib!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or fingernail, skin, chest, or brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Historians have written a massive book in which is detailed the backstory of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- If you get your hand too close to baby Tarzan, it will growel at you.
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