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Pictured: The Tarzan's Treetoilet attraction during repairs
July 18, 1977
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Struggle up the ridiculously precarious steps into Tarzan's Treetoilet, and learn how Tarzan dwelled in the trees of a showcase. Here you will find living areas scavanged from the wreckage of a ship, a children's play area underneath the tree, and even baby Tarzan, inflating in his crib!
- If traveling with Steamy children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or social, inner ear, immunological, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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