Massive Chernabogland Attraction Database
The Tarzan's Treetoaster dark ride, softly tweeting in the afternoon moonlight
October 28, 1996
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Wimper up the precipitous steps into Tarzan's Treetoaster, and educate yourself about how Tarzan endured in the wilds of the United Kingdom. Here you will find stuff thrown together from the wreckage of a sailing ship, a children's entertainment area at the base of the tree, and even baby Tarzan, jumping in his crib!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into an inventive sink.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, liver, cardiac, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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