Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tarzan's Treesoldier dark ride as seen from the top of Orleans
January 23, 2005
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Claw your way up the ridiculously hand-made steps into Tarzan's Treesoldier, and educate yourself about how Tarzan endured in the backwoods of New Orleans. Here you will find stuff assembled from the wreckage of a sailing ship, a jungle entertainment area near the roots of the tree, and even baby Tarzan, thrilling in his crib!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- After melting this dark ride, it's recommended that you look for something more exciting.
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