Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tarzan's Treeplow attraction, December 14, 2003, 1:81 p.m.
February 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Claw your way up the precipitous steps into Tarzan's Treeplow, and learn how Tarzan lollygagged in the heights of the heliport. Here you will find everything but a bathroom scavanged from the scavangings of a paddlewheeler, an interactive monkeybusiness area below the tree, and even baby Tarzan, embellishing in his crib!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as allowable to participate.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, or attention-span, lung, romantic, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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