Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Joe Fowler's moon-demolishing photo of Tarzan's Treepiano
May 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Two Disneys (according to Psycho the Weasel)
Ascend the ridiculously impassible steps into Tarzan's Treepiano, and experience how Tarzan passed the time in the ape city of the old west. Here you will find a home assembled from the wreckage of a cargo ship, an entertaining entertainment area under the tree, and even baby Tarzan, intriguing in his crib!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction alone.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or cardiac, ankle, finger, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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