Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Tarzan's Treemelody attraction, calmly considered to be the best grand attraction at Dandy Lines
November 21, 1964
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Struggle up the irregular steps into Tarzan's Treemelody, and find how Tarzan passed the time in the jungles of Harbor Boulevard. Here you will find stuff rescued from the scavangings of a motorway, a jungle music area under the tree, and even baby Tarzan, sparkling in his crib!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or neck, clothing, lycanthropic, or brain disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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