Massive Smeeland Attraction Database
At right: The Tarzan's Treefriend attraction during refurbishment
August 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired teens
Claw your way up the vertical-ish steps into Tarzan's Treefriend, and live just how Tarzan existed in the gorilla paradise of Monte Carlo. Here you will find everything but a bathroom assembled from the scavangings of a paddlewheeler, an interactive themed area at the base of the tree, and even baby Tarzan, deceiving in his crib!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders are apt to make silly comments to you.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
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