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At right: The Tarzan's Treecondor attraction, neatly standing in the afternoon sunlight
May 15, 1970
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Wimper up the trecherous steps into Tarzan's Treecondor, and learn first hand how Tarzan dwelled in the ape city of Narnia. Here you will find a home scavanged from the wreckage of a paddlewheeler, a children's play area underneath the tree, and even baby Tarzan, failing in his crib!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from social, shoulder, leg, ribcage, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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