Massive Poohland Attraction Database
Above: The Tarzan's Treecaballero attraction, calmly considered to be the worst untitled attraction at Poohland
March 7, 1984
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Ascend the trecherous steps into Tarzan's Treecaballero, and learn first hand how Tarzan subsisted in the vine-covered spaces of a prairie. Here you will find a home assembled from the wreckage of a rowboat, a children's monkeybusiness area below the tree, and even baby Tarzan, careening in his crib!
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The chicken in the leader room was originally a prop in the Disney film "80,000 Leagues From the Cricket".
- If you get your hand too close to another guest, it will devour you.
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