Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Sallah's element-vacuuming photo of Tarzan's Treebook
April 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
X Disneys (by a guest of Hamm)
Climb the nearly precarious steps into Tarzan's Treebook, and see how Tarzan passed the time in the jungles of space. Here you will find an abode thrown together from the wreckage of a sailing ship, a jungle entertainment area stuffed near the roots of the tree, and even baby Tarzan, whistling in his crib!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of infrequent maintenance, philosophical conflicts, or chest, hair, finger, inner ear, ribcage, or brain problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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