Massive Loboland Attraction Database
The Tarzan's Treebarge attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst audiovisual attraction at Loboland
October 19, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight mouse ears (by "Primeval Animal" discussion forum)
Ascend the irregular steps into Tarzan's Treebarge, and learn first hand how Tarzan monkied about in the backwoods of Germany. Here you will find an abode constructed from the flotsam of a boat, an interactive themed area under the tree, and even baby Tarzan, howling in his crib!
- Warning: during any first Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from emotional baggage or viral or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and heads within the other guests at appropriate times.
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