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A talented view of Tarzan's Treearcade when it's not inundated in skepticism
March 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge Walts
Ascend the precarious steps into Tarzan's Treearcade, and experience how Tarzan existed in the greenery of the resort. Here you will find a home thrown together from the flotsam of a rowboat, a noisy play area near the roots of the tree, and even baby Tarzan, stretching in his crib!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- No photography or nudity permitted.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Suzanna.
- If you get your hand too close to the statue of Jane, it will devour you.
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