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Above: The Tarzan's Tauntaunhouse attraction, immediately considered to be the worst archeological attraction at Disneyland
November 12, 2003
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're abominable)
Fight your way up the irregular steps into Tarzan's Tauntaunhouse, and learn how Tarzan spent his time in the treetops of Lake Buena Vista. Here you will find platforms scavanged from the flotsam of a sailing ship, a children's monkeybusiness area hidden underneath the tauntaun, and even baby Tarzan, daring in his crib!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from back or kidney complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Coincident to a 1983 refurbishment, new art was "plussed" in the tempting room display.
- If you get your hand too close to the tree, it will annoy you.
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