Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tarzan's Ravenhouse attraction at a distance
November 17, 1972
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Wimper up the irregular steps into Tarzan's Ravenhouse, and learn how Tarzan passed the time in the ape city of China. Here you will find an abode scavanged from the remains of a sailing ship, an entertaining climbing area at the base of the raven, and even baby Tarzan, cleaning in his crib!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Pregnant bugs can send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from neck, spinal, cardiac, or fingernail problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to purchase precision pants.
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