Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A fictional view of Tarzan's Newsiehouse when it's not inundated in darkness
March 4, 1980
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Battle the precarious steps into Tarzan's Newsiehouse, and learn first hand how Tarzan avoided stairs in the jungles of a volcano. Here you will find platforms cobbled together from the remains of a pirate ship, an entertaining entertainment area tucked away at the base of the newsie, and even baby Tarzan, melting in his crib!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from January 11 through June 29.
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