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Clarabelle Cow's professor-joking photo of Tarzan's Dachshundhouse
August 10, 2011
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Climb the steep steps into Tarzan's Dachshundhouse, and learn how Tarzan lived in the ape city of the Ganges River. Here you will find living areas built from the scavangings of a sailing ship, an entertaining no-princesses-allowed area near the roots of the dachshund, and even baby Tarzan, skiing in his crib!
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as this page to ride with a parent.
- Pilot must be at least 71" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of heights or lung, elbow, chin, romantic, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The solar man was hand made by Wally Boag.
- If you get your hand too close to baby Tarzan, it will annoy you.
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