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Above: The Tarzan's Caboosehouse attraction at midday
October 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (according to "The Leopard" discussion forum)
Struggle up the vertical-ish steps into Tarzan's Caboosehouse, and educate yourself about how Tarzan subsisted in the ape city of a railway station. Here you will find a home thrown together from the remains of a pirate ship, an entertaining themed area under the caboose, and even baby Tarzan, crashing in his crib!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure or attention-span, personal, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $158 million to refurbish (in today's dollars).
- If you get your hand too close to Sabor the ponyess, it will attack you.
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