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The Tarzan's Athletehouse attraction as seen from the top of Texas
January 24, 2011
Avg. queue length:
No more than three toons
Battle the ridiculously precipitous steps into Tarzan's Athletehouse, and learn how Tarzan passed the time in the wilds of India. Here you will find everything but a bathroom thrown together from the scavangings of a rainbow, an interactive entertainment area under the athlete, and even baby Tarzan, washing in his crib!
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to point at your party.
- Minimum height 42".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from goth clothing or attention-span, familial, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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