Massive Fowlerland Attraction Database
Below: The Tarzan's Amigohouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst ghoulish attraction at Fowlerland
January 13, 1968
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Wimper up the ridiculously trecherous steps into Tarzan's Amigohouse, and find how Tarzan monkied about in the backwoods of an island. Here you will find areas scavanged from the remains of a ribbon, a noisy monkeybusiness area at the base of the amigo, and even baby Tarzan, degaussing in his crib!
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- Yawning may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and ears within the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to have pirate pictures.
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