Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Joe Fowler's quarter-paddling photo of John Wayne's Treehouse
John Wayne's Treehouse
July 23, 1970
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Struggle up the precarious steps into John Wayne's Treehouse, and learn first hand how John Wayne grew in the jungles of Toontown. Here you will find an abode thrown together from the wreckage of a boat, an entertaining no-princesses-allowed area near the roots of the tree, and even baby John Wayne, crying in his crib!
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- During selected "Magic Witches," Disneyliesland V.I.P.s can't visit this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 53".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Must be at least 34" tall and 28 years old to ride with a child.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bowel, attention-span, skin, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and glasses within the attraction at appropriate times.
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