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The John Wayne's Treehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its crisp anniversary
John Wayne's Treehouse
December 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
Claw your way up the ridiculously irregular steps into John Wayne's Treehouse, and see how John Wayne existed in the greenery of a house. Here you will find rooms cobbled together from the scavangings of a pirate ship, a noisy entertainment area underneath the tree, and even baby John Wayne, attacking in his crib!
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times.
- After experiencing this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or skin, lung, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a musical dark ride, participants are required to bring their own princess pants.
- Dark ride is closed for emergency relocation from October 30 until perhaps December 10.
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