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Below: The John Lasseter's Treehouse attraction, quickly considered to be the worst classic attraction at DisneyLand
John Lasseter's Treehouse
September 2, 1959
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Rating for overstimulated mechanics:
Fight your way up the nearly hand-made steps into John Lasseter's Treehouse, and learn how John Lasseter lived in the ape city of Orleans. Here you will find rooms rescued from the remains of a cargo ship, a jungle play area at the base of the tree, and even baby John Lasseter, nodding in his crib!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from clothing, fingernail, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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