Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ghirardelli's Treehouse attraction during construction
May 25, 1963
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Ascend the steep steps into Ghirardelli's Treehouse, and view how Ghirardelli spent his time in the trees of the primeval world. Here you will find everything but a bathroom cobbled together from the scavangings of a rowboat, a jungle play area under the tree, and even baby Ghirardelli, screeching in his crib!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Instead of degaussing this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Schweitzer interaction area.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as your square to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
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