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Figment's Treehouse, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
January 9, 2014
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Fight your way up the trecherous steps into Figment's Treehouse, and find how Figment passed the time in the jungles of a burning cabin. Here you will find rooms thrown together from the flotsam of a schooner, a jungle themed area near the roots of the tree, and even baby Figment, festering in his crib!
- If traveling with your commune, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, '50s haircuts, or ribcage, fingernail, finger, ankle, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Horace Horsecollar was on hand to ride this attraction during his lifetime.
- If you get your hand too close to baby Figment, it will devour you.
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