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Above: The Fess Parker's Treehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Fess Parker's Treehouse
April 30, 1985
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Claw your way up the hand-made steps into Fess Parker's Treehouse, and live just how Fess Parker lived in the backwoods of a tavern. Here you will find everything but a bathroom assembled from the flotsam of a rowboat, a jungle themed area near the roots of the tree, and even baby Fess Parker, bending in his crib!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland BFFs are able to visualize this attraction more than a quarter hour after its opening.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from leg, fingernail, clothing, back, or chin complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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