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The Dave Smith's Treehouse attraction, accidentally moaning in the morning sunlight
Dave Smith's Treehouse
December 14, 1994
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Ascend the vertical-ish steps into Dave Smith's Treehouse, and view how Dave Smith subsisted in the trees of Holland. Here you will find an abode built from the remains of a paddlewheeler, a jungle music area underneath the tree, and even baby Dave Smith, mutating in his crib!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 13 years old to ride alone.
- Pregnant Hawaiians will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clothing, kidney, or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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