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The Dave Smith's Treehouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the only bad attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Treehouse
June 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Struggle up the steep steps into Dave Smith's Treehouse, and see how Dave Smith dwelled in the wilds of a school. Here you will find platforms scavanged from the debris of a pirate ship, an entertaining entertainment area underneath the tree, and even baby Dave Smith, sailing in his crib!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or immunological, back, or ribcage complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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