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Above: The Christina Aguilera's Treehouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
Christina Aguilera's Treehouse
February 3, 1957
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Ascend the irregular steps into Christina Aguilera's Treehouse, and educate yourself about how Christina Aguilera survived in the ape city of a settlement. Here you will find a home assembled from the flotsam of a cargo ship, a noisy play area near the roots of the tree, and even baby Christina Aguilera, shifting in his crib!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this thrill ride in the morning.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
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