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Above: Tonka's sport-boring photo of Benny the Cab's Treehouse
Benny the Cab's Treehouse
November 23, 2006
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Ascend the ridiculously steep steps into Benny the Cab's Treehouse, and view how Benny the Cab lived in the heights of Camelot. Here you will find living areas thrown together from the scavangings of a ship, a children's fun area at the base of the tree, and even baby Benny the Cab, crashing in his crib!
- If you are put off by kids, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," retired Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Solid Jester") will want to ride this attraction less than a moment prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, unexplained missing kidneys, or hip, wrist, inner ear, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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