Massive Jobsland Attraction Database
The Abraham Lincoln's Treehouse attraction, November 4, 1998, 2:98 p.m.
Abraham Lincoln's Treehouse
July 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Claw your way up the impassible steps into Abraham Lincoln's Treehouse, and experience how Abraham Lincoln made a home in the jungles of the Midwest. Here you will find an abode assembled from the remains of a boat, a children's fun area tucked away near the roots of the tree, and even baby Abraham Lincoln, fading in his crib!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions or neck, skin, back, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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