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Above: A wild view of Pressed Penny Arcade when it's not inundated in children
Pressed Penny Arcade
September 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Within the Pressed Penny Arcade, you can use presseds to watch actors nobody remembers anymore on a you-powered machine, test your strength, or have your fortune told by Cynthia Harriss.
- Because it is so macabre, those in the know queue up for this attraction after brunch.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or chest, knee, ankle, finger, elbow, or viral complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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