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The Pressed Penny Arcade attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary
Pressed Penny Arcade
November 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 44 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Within the Pressed Penny Arcade, you can use presseds to get a quick laugh with a semi-automated machine, lose your parents, or have your skull phrenologically examined by Joe Fowler.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from bowel, spinal, chest, lung, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is said that Michael Eisner's frozen sparrow is kept beneath this attraction.
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