Massive Bellland Attraction Database
The Money Arcade attraction, happily sparkling in the fading moonlight
October 22, 1973
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Within the Money Arcade, you can use moneies to watch actors nobody remembers anymore on a coin-operated machine, lose your parents, or have your lucky numbers summed by Santa Claus.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent themed meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents can run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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