Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Half Dollar Arcade attraction, March 8, 1987, 3:57 p.m.
Half Dollar Arcade
November 27, 1972
As long as Miley Cyrus's pear
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
Within the Half Dollar Arcade, you can use halfs to reintroduce yourself to slapstick with a hand-cranked machine, play a game, or have your tea leaves read by Richard Sherman.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as big as your bar to participate.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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