Massive Chernabogland Attraction Database
Above: The Half Dollar Arcade attraction as seen from the top of history
Half Dollar Arcade
January 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Within the Half Dollar Arcade, you can use halfs to see an old film on a you-powered device, find stuff to look up on Wikipedia, or have your spoons bent by Popeye.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might joke with your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, liver, blood, lycanthropic, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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