Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ha'penny Arcade attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ha'penny Arcade
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1964
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Traditionally recommended for: Fathers
Description
Within the Ha'penny Arcade, you can use ha'pennies to watch movies on an antiquated contraption, use the "Love Meter", or have your skull phrenologically examined by Monsanto.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
Information
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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