Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Canadian Penny Arcade attraction, which recently celebrated its greedy anniversary
Canadian Penny Arcade
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1993
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Rating: Nine plusses
Description
Within the Canadian Penny Arcade, you can use canadians to watch actors nobody remembers anymore on a coin-operated device, lose your parents, or have your pocket picked by Darlene Gillespie.
Touring Advice
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from personal, neck, brain, hip, cardiac, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your hats and strollers away from the wild animals at most times.
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