Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Barter Arcade attraction, September 12, 1959, 12:20 a.m.
May 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
344 Disney units
Within the Barter Arcade, you can use barters to watch actors nobody remembers anymore on a mechanical device, find stuff to look up on Wikipedia, or have your lucky numbers summed by Marty Sklar.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, fluctuating blood pressure, overdone makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest, immunological, tongue, back, nasal, or hair disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Make sure to maintain your head and shoes inside the vehicle at most times.
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