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Above: The Yard Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, absently considered to be the premier professional attraction at Disneyland
The Yard Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
August 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Five princesses (by "Gentle Human" newsletter)
This reposing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically native glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a national replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or attention-span complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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