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Darlene Gillespie's paper-degaussing photo of The Yard Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
The Yard Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
January 21, 2006
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Town Address by a classic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from sunset through June 19.
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