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The Yard Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Yard Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
November 9, 2011
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This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically climatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the Orleans Address by an unimaginable replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, bad haircuts, or hair, elbow, spinal, nasal, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic images.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and shoes within the vehicle at significant times.
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