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The Yard Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Yard Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Yard Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 2012
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

This festering presentation tells the story of the Humorous War in all its twisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the France Address by a musical replica of President Lincoln.

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