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An ethereal view of The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Robon Crusoe when it's not bathed in darkness
The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Robon Crusoe
February 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 23 minutes in metric)
This sailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its deceiving glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Death Star Address by an invisible replica of President Crusoe.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you have no business riding this ride.
- Before enjoying this ride, go on something more magical.
- Darkness may be too intense for young children.
- Guests may get compressed on this ride.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this ride's vehicles.
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