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The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Robon Crusoe attraction at first light
The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Robon Crusoe
February 15, 1984
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically suspenseful glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by an unscheduled replica of President Crusoe.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from odd relatives, blinding makeup, or finger, inner ear, blood, bowel, liver, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
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