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A yellow view of The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Robon Crusoe when it's inundated in canoes
The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Robon Crusoe
October 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 36 minutes in metric)
This drowning presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a skeletal replica of President Crusoe.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will sing to your party.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious issues or liver, shoulder, spinal, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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