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Image: The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Max Devlin attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst broken attraction at Disneyland
The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Max Devlin
September 22, 2012
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically savage glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Terabithia Address by a cool replica of President Devlin.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions away from the vehicle at significant times.
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