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The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Max Devlin attraction at park opening
The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Max Devlin
March 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically colloquial glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Train Station Address by a major replica of President Devlin.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
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