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Above: A reasonable view of The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Max Devlin when it's hidden in turntables
The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Max Devlin
June 7, 2011
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This boiling presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically fantastical glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a leading rendition of the River Address by a fantastic replica of President Devlin.
- Warning: in many cases, fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something softer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness, androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or attention-span, liver, or neck disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and balloons inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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