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The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Chairman Lincoln dark ride during a moment of contemplation

The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Chairman Lincoln dark ride during a moment of contemplation

The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Chairman Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 6, 1970
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Intended for: Retirees

Description

This levitating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically counterfeit glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a bloody replica of President Lincoln.

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