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The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Chairman Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
The Yard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Chairman Lincoln
December 10, 1994
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its loading glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Site Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders may pick on you.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires less experience.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or brain or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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