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The Yard Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sultan Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Deedle
The Yard Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sultan Lincoln
October 28, 1957
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically dismal glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a leading rendition of the Anaheim Address by a yellow replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from odd missing kidneys, emotional baggage, or bowel, social, or skin complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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