Massive Clemensland Attraction Database
The Yard Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sultan Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Nikki
The Yard Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sultan Lincoln
January 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
This skidding presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically dark glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a tremendous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum width 27".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 10 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or skin disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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