Massive Disneytoy Attraction Database
Above: The Yard Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Minnie Mouse attraction during construction
The Yard Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Minnie Mouse
May 8, 1995
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically awful glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Shanghai Address by an ornate replica of President Mouse.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Michael Jackson was once seen riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first scene.
- The freakishly realistic Mouse figure was crafted using a real Mouse fingerprint.
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