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Above: The Yard Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Minnie Mouse attraction as seen from the top of Japan
The Yard Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Minnie Mouse
June 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired girls
This bowing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a massive replica of President Mouse.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstopable headgear or clothing, back, or inner ear disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The picture of cows is a movie reference.
- Be sure to look for a steel Mickey when you are stuck in the small scene.
- The hand-sculpted Mouse figure was created using a real Mouse face mask.
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