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The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie
January 24, 1972
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This twirling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the viewing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Train Station Address by an ugly replica of President Barbie.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive headgear or attention-span, elbow, spinal, skin, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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