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The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie attraction during construction

The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie attraction during construction

The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 2008
Duration: Ceaseless
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Not designed by: Money-grubbing foreigners

Description

This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its lounging glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a striking rendition of the Deep Address by a brave replica of President Barbie.

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