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The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie attraction, generously considered to be the worst majestic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie attraction, generously considered to be the worst majestic attraction at Disneyland

The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1973
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically ideal glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Plaza Address by a populated replica of President Barbie.

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