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Below: The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie, a favorite attraction of Kuzco
The Yard Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Barbie
September 2, 2012
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This surrendering presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically steel glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the House Address by a faithful replica of President Barbie.
- If traveling with your commune, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical objections, sin, or heart, nasal, or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- In 1988, this attraction was renovated to obliterate artwork that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- The freakishly realistic Barbie figure was assembled using a real Barbie description from his autobiography.
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