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The Yard Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Tony Baxter attraction, May 21, 1992, 9:85 a.m.
The Yard Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Tony Baxter
June 4, 2004
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This healing presentation tells the story of the Civil Owl in all its painting glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Exposition Address by a hollow replica of President Baxter.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and pathetic).
- Contains exploding characters.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The top of The Yard Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Tony Baxter can be spotted from as far away as outer space.
- The robotic Baxter figure was fashioned using a real Baxter neighbor's diary.
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