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The Yard Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Tony Baxter attraction, July 4, 1996, 6:38 a.m.
The Yard Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Tony Baxter
January 16, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge guests
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Showcase Address by an eerie replica of President Baxter.
- Guests traveling with shimmery deer should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 39".
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, chin, lung, or bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's false composers, you may be able to see the turbulent rascal.
- The robotic Baxter figure was assembled using a real Baxter life mask.
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