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An austere view of The Yard Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Tony Baxter when it's not covered in tarps
The Yard Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Tony Baxter
April 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 5 minutes on foot)
This retiring presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Desert Address by a pastel replica of President Baxter.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction at least once.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something in a distant area of the park.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, social, shoulder, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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