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Image: The Yard Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Tony Baxter attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary
The Yard Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Tony Baxter
April 10, 1992
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically underwater glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Harbor Address by a grisly replica of President Baxter.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions within the cast members at most times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to have special pants.
- This was Cinderella's least hated attraction.
- The lifelike Baxter figure was put together using a real Baxter fingerprint.
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